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From the episode “Bad Influence”

“Do you have a drug that makes it so I don’t feel inferior and crappy by people who are good-looking and in way better shape than me?”

“The liquor store is across the street.”


Some housekeeping stuff:

  1. I judge 99% of comments to be spam. I’m really on top of comment approval, so if your comment hasn’t been approved within about 24 hours of posting, please resubmit. Unless you’re actually spamming and/or promoting your French Puffy Jacket Store. If that’s the case, then please just go away.
  2. I’ve been more depressed than usual and, thanks to all the coverage (and subsequent mansplaining of) Creepshots, too freaked out to really go out in public. This has really been taking a toll on my ability to write thoughtful or even entertaining blog posts.
  3. I’ve been playing a lot of League of Legends. It is really hard to aim a crescent-shaped skill shot. But I’m having a lot of fun trying.
  4. The binders full of women are actually just full of stock photos of women.