Require all runners in the Olympics to wear corduroy pants.
Rammstein’s “Amerika” as the Romney/Ryan 2012 campaign song.
Just like when Reagan’s reelection campaign used “Born in the USA” (until Springsteen told them to stop).
Most “girly” drinks are made with vodka.
The Official Food of Women is yogurt.
So, with jello shots, the vodka sinks to the bottom, right?
And some of the best yogurts have fruit on the bottom, right?
My idea: Yogurt with vodka on the bottom. Market to women with moderate to severe PMS and menstrual cramps. I would totally buy this product.